Halloween is scary. Kitty hides in pumpkin for protection.
Those trick-or-treaters won’t get me this year. I may jump out and get them though. That’ll show them. No more ringing the door bell!
Halloween
The average person is in direct contact with at least 5 ghost butts at any given time.
I’m not sure how they figured this out, but I’m glad ghosts can’t fart.
Surprise Me – Jack O Lantern Style
Carving a pumpkin can be an art and you are the artist. What wonders will you create this year? Whoa that’s deep.
Be careful when carving cats into pumpkins.
You just never know what might go wrong, and this looks so wrong.
Pumpkin burger looks better than it tastes.
It may look like a giant yummy burger, but it sure doesn’t taste as good.
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person … Read more