Halloween Tip: Don’t Dress Up As A Fire Hydrant.
It’s hard to say there aren’t any bad costumes, but dressing up as a fire hydrant for Halloween might not be the best idea.
Halloween
Jingle Bells! Corpses Smell! Werewolves Eat Your Face!
The war for Halloween is on! Bring it on Christmas.
Which Halloween Monster Smells More?
If you’ve never stopped to think about how Halloween monsters smell, now’s the time. Frankenstein, Mummys, Wolfman and Dracula? What do they smell like?
Hello Again Kitty
If Hello Kitty isn’t bad enough, it’s could come back again after it’s gone! Still kind of cute again. via Brevity Comic Strip
A Brush With Death!
Sometimes death just gets a little to cozy I think. He should learn to keep his distance.
The Meow Was Coming From INSIDE The House!
Some Halloween stories are a bit scary and this one is creeping me out! But I’m guessing the cat is just locked in the closet or something.
Trick Or Treat You Little Shits
Most trick or treaters are fun and cute, but some are too old, didn’t put any creativity into their costume, or are just rude. For them, we say screw you!
Are Zombies Trying To Make Us Better?
Think of it. Zombies don’t attack each other. They don’t lie, steal, or discriminate. Maybe they’re just trying to make us better. We can’t have that so lets kill those jerks! via jimbenton.com