Dad, I’m glad you knocked up Mom.
If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.
Fathers Day
Happy Father’s Day! Free Beer!
Man, wouldn’t that be great? To bad you have to buy it like everyone else. Happy Father’s Day anyway.
Every Mother Gave Birth To A Child Except Mine, She Gave Birth To A Legend
Way to go Mom. You rock! You do to Dad. She couldn’t have done it without you.
If this product should fail to work, Happy Father’s Day!
Life’s little mistakes make the best presents. 🙂