Donald Trump as Poop
What does Donald Trump look like? Like the poop emoticon. Know what? You can even get this on a shirt! Shirt offer expires Mar 31, 2016 at 8:00 PM EDT
Emotions
I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.
Why cry when you can have cheese and meat and so much taco goodness?!
I’m either happy and annoying or grumpy and you’re annoying.
Half the time I’m happy and probably annoy the hell out of you. The other half I’m grumpy and you annoy the hell out of me.
Women’s Emotions vs Mens
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?