Always do sober what you’d do drunk
Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.
Drunk
Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles
Sounds like a great way to spend the evening if you ask me. Hell I’ll take a whole day!
I’m Outdoorsy. I Like Getting Drunk On Patios.
Who says you have to be a camper or hiker to be outdoorsy? What if I just like to get drunk in public?
Did You Get Lucky Last Night? #fail
Seems that when you get drunk, you leave all your secrets on your parents answering machine. Even things they don’t care to hear.
Bitch. I’m Fabulous, Drunk and Single
Skip the crappy ecards and send your friends a blunt card. You’ll surely make their day, or at least yours!