Wine Makes Life
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
Drinking
Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason not to drink and drive, but when your friend is not making logical decisions, this may help.
Tis the Season for Warm Alcoholic Beverages
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family  somehow.
Easter Egg Hunt for Adults
What’s better than Easter eggs filled with candy? Easter eggs filled with alcohol! Grab some giant eggs, some mini bottles of your favorite liquor, and make one amazing Easter.
This the Season for Christmas Spirits
Christmas spirits can come in a cup, a bottle, a can, or even a box. Hope you remember your holiday season. Unless you don’t want to, then see you in January and I’ll share the stories.
Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink
Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.
8 Cups of Water or 8 Beers?
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 7 shots go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. It’s sad but true.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
More Wine? More Wine.
You can never go wrong with a plan to drink wine until you’re drunk. Even if you’re trying to get someone drunk, they probably won’t care. That’s how cool wine is. via JimBenton
How to Survive Christmas
Christmas is hard enough without family, and shopping, and all the stress that comes with the holidays. However, one sure-fire way to survive it is with booze. Not while out, and about, but once you’re home, stock up and let your holiday cares be drowned in a bottle of wine, can of beer, or whatever … Read more