I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life.
It’s true. Songs like “Empty the Dishwasher & the Cat Box Every Night Without Bitching About It” should be on Taylor’s new album. You’re going to love it. It’s a catchy tune.
Country Music
Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer
Forget Rudolph and all those other crazy reindeer, Leroy is the man. He may be a redneck reindeer, but he’s super on the cool scale!