In Case of Miracle, Break Glass
You don’t always get lucky, but when you do, it’s good to have a condom around. Even if it’s framed and you have to break the glass to get to it. Miracles happen.
Condoms
If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
If this product should fail to work, Happy Father’s Day!
Life’s little mistakes make the best presents. 🙂
If Condoms Had Sponsors…
What’s your favorite sponsor for condoms? Nike? KFC? Pringles? All good choices here. You really can’t go wrong.
Life Savers Condoms – This Ain’t Candy
Well, this will either make you never look at Life Savers the same again, or make you think condoms are even cooler. Whatever you do, just don’t eat the Life Savers condoms.