Coffee
Coffee First! Then Your Mundane Bullshit.
Nothing stays let’s get this work day started like a cup of coffee and a bad attitude.
Good Morning… NO.
Even with their coffee, to some people there is no such thing as a good morning. I don’t know about you, but if I had a grumpy cat coffee, my day would be amazing!
No clue what my job is here, I just drink lots of coffee.
I’m here for the free coffee and a paycheck. The rest of the job I’m not so sure about.
There is always someone who drinks at work. Might as well be me.
Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.
Congratulations! You made it out of bed.
Look at you, out of bed and on the internet already. After a few cups of coffee, you might even be ready to work! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Ryan Gosling, Zombies, Cupcakes, Beer and Coffee Love!
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Coffee is a magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey!”
Oh the magic of coffee. Keeping people together for years, keeping co-workers from killing each other, and keeping our money out of our pockets.
I can’t stop drinking the coffee.
If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. Basically I’ll just shut down and fall down!
Life Begins After Coffee
So does work, communication, my giving a rats ass, and my “good” mood. I put good in quotes as you may not think it’s that good, but it’s better than what it’s like without coffee.