Come To The Dark Side. We Have Coffee.
They say that once you go to the dark side and start drinking coffee, you never come back.
Coffee
Do you have rainbows in your coffee?
What’s better than coffee? A baby unicorn adding rainbows to your coffee. That’s a guaranteed fantastic day. via Sebastien Millon
Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
I like big cups and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty coffee, you just get sad. The bigger the better baby!
Good Morning. It’s Time To Wake The Hell Up.
I think that any brand of coffee that has a tagline of “Wake The Hell Up” is a good one.
Sometimes I feel like if it weren’t for the free coffee and internet, I’d never go to work.
Lets face it, the coffee and internet are the best things about work. Oh, and that paycheck isn’t bad either.
Coffee? What coffee? I didn’t drink your coffee.
Coffee? What makes you think I drank your coffee? OMG, did you see that?! I think I should run now. Do you like running? Poop is good. Can we go for a walk? What are you looking at?
Everyone Needs Complimentary Coffee
“Well, do you look great today!” If you can get coffee to automatically give you compliments, it’ll become even more popular than it is today.
Caffeine Powers Activate!
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
