It’s the Grumpiest Time of the Year
For every jolly person, there’s at lest one grumpy one. Happy Holidays! Or something like that.
Christmas
Not All Christmas Wrapping Jobs Are the Same.
Even though you’re trying to be festive and family friendly, sometimes your Christmas wrapping just doesn’t turn out quite like you thought it would.
When One Light Goes Out, They All Go Out
You know how Christmas lights are, if one goes out they all go out. I guess it’s a safety thing. I feel bad for the person who thinks they’re just dating one person though. via Mark
Worst Video Game Ever
There are a lot of bad video games out there, but giving your kids one that basically makes them virtually do their chores is the worst. Digging, dishes, cleaning the litter box, and raking the leaves are all included! And yes, it’s real. Well sort of.
Santa is Such a Dick
Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
The Grinch. Japan Style.
In the US, the Grinch tried to steal Christmas and instead learned how to love. In Japan, the Grinch is Godzilla and he could care less about you. Rawwwr
Believe in the magic of the season.
Christmas is a time about believing that anything is possible. Like how you can fit a 12 foot Christmas tree in the house. Or well, in and out of the house. If you set your mind to it, anything is possible.
So Shiny. I Must Murder It.
Cats love Christmas trees. They are so shiny and full of breakable things. They can’t help but want to destroy it!
And This Is Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights on a Palm Tree.
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle. I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!