A little holiday advice from a turkey.
Holiday icons have it hard. Not only do they have standards and traditions to live up to, but some die every year. via Bizarro.com
Christmas
Thanksgiving vs Christmas – The War Is On
Christmas can try to takeover Thanksgiving, but you’ll never take our turkey, pie, and football!
Jingle All The Way. Don’t Half Ass It.
This Christmas, remember to be jolly and bright and be sure to jingle all the way. Remember, no one likes a half-assed jingler.
Best Christmas Display In Town
If you’re going to have the best house, with minimal work for Christmas, this is how you do it.
Baby It’s Cold Outside and That’s Why I Haz Sweater
It’s winter and it’s cold out. Make sure that your loved ones are all bundled up and staying warm. Even if they don’t want to be.
Christmas Decorations from a Fireman
Being creative on your Christmas decorations doesn’t mean just adding more. Sometimes it’s about creating something amazing.
Happy Birthday …. Jesus
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
Co-workers Are Like Christmas Lights…
They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.