Santa’s Got A Semi

[flv][/flv] You know, a big truck full of toys for all the good girls and boys. If you came here thinking something perverted, well that’s just wrong. Unless Santa looks a lot like daddy and you’re mama. Still, he’s a beloved childrens character. Gowd. (FYI: This video was picked just for the song. Don’t mind … Read more

In Search Of Clark Griswold’s House

Clark Griswold
Clark Griswold

“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” – Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation

With the spirit of the season upon us, here are a few holiday houses that are sure to make Clark Griswold proud!

Griswald Explosion

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