Have a Christmas
Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
Cards
Anti-Valentines Day Cards
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
Ho Ho Ho. Seriously, look at her.
She’s working that mistletoe like a pro. Everyone knows that one parson who works it a little too much at the holiday party.
Share a little bit of bad luck.
Print these out, cut them out, then hand them out to your friends, or random people. The bad luck cards will surely make someone smile. And that someone will probably be you so you win! via gemmacorrell
Mom, Thanks For Feeding Me So I Don’t Die
Telling your mom thanks should happen more than once a year. But, if you only do it once a year, I guess it’s better than never. Happy Mother’s Day!!
Admit It, You Love Him For His Man Parts
Lets not go denying it, his man parts are pretty great. I bet even he thinks so.
Even Though You Have Selective Hearing, I Still Love You
Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I still love you
Roses are red, and sometimes they’re thorny. When you’re not with me, I get really…
I get kind of corny. What were you thinking? Oh… I know what you were thinking. Shame on you.
This Valentines Day, Read Between The Lines
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.