Be smart. Be like robot.
When you run into a problem in life or someone you don’t agree with, just be like robot. Whenever robot hits obstacle, he turns his face, backs away and goes forth in new direction. Robot is smart.
Advice
Get Your Shit Together
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
We’re all awesome. End of story.
Stop comparing yourself to others. We are all awesome in our own ways. Being obsessed with how others appear on Facebook, or appear at work, isn’t healthy. People just share the good and keep the bad private. They’re not as perfect as they look and you’re way better than you think. via chibird
Solid Advice from a Tree
If you don’t like taking advice from people, take it from a tree. Stand tall and proud. Go out on a limb. Remember you roots. Drink plenty of water. Be content with your natural beauty. Enjoy the view.
Don’t be afraid to share your ideas.
Next time you’re afraid to share ideas remember someone once said in a meeting “Lets make a film with a tornado full of sharks.” You never know when your stupid idea will be the next big thing.
Have you looked at the stars lately? You really should.
When you’re feeling down, just look up at the stars and realize that there are bigger things to be concerned about. Enjoy what you have and let the worries just float away.
When petting cats, watch out for the murder button.
All cats have a murder button and you must be very careful not to hit it. However, the murder button is located in a different spot on all cats. Don’t worry, you’ll find your cat’s soon enough. Just remember where it is.
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot. Remember that next time someone speaks down to you.
All American Advice from Superman
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.
You should really do that thing you said you’d do.
You should do what you said you were going to do that one time before you got all tired and then got super busy and pretty much forgot… you really should.