A teachers job seems nice some days. No school in the summer, all the holidays off and snow days. But you gotta remember that you need to deal with all those damn kids and they don’t let you hit them with a ruler anymore.
Why be bad when you can have puppies and sweaters and rainbows? It’s fun to be good.
Everyone loves cats. X-Men’s Cyclops once got a cat. Did you know cats like to chase lasers? Turns out Cyclops’ laser is a bit more powerful than the kitty realized. Cyclops. Forever alone.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the places Waldo hides might be a bit over crowded? I’m pretty sure there is a safety factor here that’s being ignored. FYI: I have no idea if Waldo is even in the picture above or if he got cropped out. If you find him, let me … Read more
The internet is filled with tons of useful and unless information. However, every day people get insulted on the Internet and don’t know why. Well here is why. You post something good, and we post some more good stuff that you might like. You post bullshit, and we insult you. See, it’s simple.
This summer heat can go away any day now. It just makes me tired. I can hardly move. Good thing I’m cute.
The younger generation won’t get this, but that’s OK. It’s good to have some things our kids will never understand.
Even though you might not like the actors, you know you secretly want to see it. And in the back of your mind you hope it’s as good as Chasing Amy or Dogma. Wait. Where those good movies?
We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly you have just enough room for that. That’s the best.
Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.
