Horse Man with Cat
What? You act as if you’ve never seen horse with a man body holding a cat on a boat.
So Shiny. I Must Murder It.
Cats love Christmas trees. They are so shiny and full of breakable things. They can’t help but want to destroy it!
Things No One Says Anymore
We use to say a lot of awesome things that would freak people out these days. So maybe we should start saying them again. Just for the fun of it!
And This Is Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights on a Palm Tree.
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle. I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!
No Extension Cord? No Problem. I got Christmas Lights.
Nerds are so smart. They think of everything. No only is this genius, it’s also pretty and festive. Win. Win.
Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Bountiful
Here’s Hoping Your Turkey is Moist Here’s Hoping Your Relatives Are Sober Here’s Hoping Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants Or Sweat Pants Better Yet No Pants Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Sane Or At Least Interesting
Sexy Bikini Turkey
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving feast. Get the recipe here.