Honey, What’s The Password?
The hardest passwords are the ones that include things that are important to her, and he has no clue.
Trust No One. Except This Cute Baby Duck Who Thinks He’s A Dog.
It’s hard to trust anyone. Except for a fat, fluffy baby duck who thinks he’s a dog. That guy is totally legit. via Sebastien Millon
Tiger Dog. The Cutest Puppy Ever.
I know they mix a lot of breeds anymore, but I have yet to see one as cute as the Tiger Dog. Granted, he’s not real either, but he’s adorable!
Who’s a Girls Best Friend? Chocolate or Diamonds?
It’s a tough call, and you really can’t go wrong with diamonds or chocolate. Better yet why not go with both?!
Vodka vs Wine
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
Like nice things but wish a tiny lion would knock them over? Get a cat!
There’s nothing like a cat. They have all the confidence in the world. They’re cunning & clumsy at the same time. Plus they don’t give a shit about you most of the time. Unless they’re hungry or want to be petted. Then you better be ready to listen! Love those little fur balls!
A Lotta Carrots Easter Cake
Want to make a cool Easter cake but don’t want to design a bunny? Simple. Fill it with carrots! Bonus points if it’s carrot cake. via cake central
You Can Either Be Happily Married or Right
In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.
Think Spring
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!