I Found Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory!
See. It’s right there. And they have free tours and candy! Who wants to go with me?
I never said I hated you.
It’s just that you’re on fire, and I have marshmallows and a long stick. Just give me a minute and then we’ll talk. It’s not all about you ya know!
Remember: Someone always has it worse than you do.
Sometimes you feel like you have the worst job in the world. When this happens, just remember that there is someone out there that has a worse job than you do.
Optimism is the best way to see life.
When life gets you down, just look at it from a different view. Things may not be as bad as they seem.
May The Forest Be With You
Earth Day may only come once a year, but that doesn’t mean we can kill off the trees the rest of the year. Plant a tree and help keep us all alive a little longer.
Computers would be so much better with Cats Lock.
Ever use that Caps Lock button on your computer? Probably not very often. I wish we could swap it out with a Cats Lock that switched everything to cats. That’d be an amazing feature.
Taking That Shit To The Next Level
Sometimes you can’t be satisfied with where you’re at. Sometimes you need to take that shit to the next level.
Happy Easter – Or Something Like That
Not everyone is happy on Easter, but you can probably decorate them and then enjoy their misery.
Throwing Easter Eggs Can Be Fun
Ever think about throwing Easter eggs? Well if they’re Angry Bird eggs, you can. Sadly they’ll be destroyed before you ever destroy something with them. But it’s still fun.
