Fireworks Are Fun, Just Don’t Blow Your Fingers Off [pict]
Have fun this 4th of July, just don’t blow your fingers off!
Is This The Surprise Ending to Twilight Eclipse?
Is this the surprise ending to Twilight Eclipse? I had no idea the movie was headed in this direction. But, to be fair, I had no idea where it was going in any direction.
I Did Not Hit You. I Simply…
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. I guess it’s all in how you look at it.
How To Tell When Stick Figures Are Pregnant
Ohh look at that cute little baby growing inside the lady stick figure. I can’t believe she’s showing already!
I Love You With All My Butt
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. You can’t disagree with that logic.
Hey You. Do You Like Tacos?
Hey you. Yea You. No, not you… The other guy. You right there! Yes you. Do you like tacos? What? Do you like tacos or not?
Twitter You’re Pissing Me Off
Why can’t you just stay online Twitter? Why can’t you just work? Why must you piss us off in 140 characters or less?
Taylor Swift + Vodka = Ke$ha
It doesn’t take much for someone to realize that Ke$ha isn’t that good of an artist, yet she’s somehow everywhere. Kinda like if you took Taylor Swift, added a bottle of vodka and got one hugely popular, but freaking annoying, pop artist.