It’s not all about luck, there are things you can do to help ensure your safety. When religion doesn’t have your back, science will! You can get the full story over at Wired.
Screw cheeseburgers, I want a pice of you!
Not sure who to vote for this year? Then vote for zombies! That’s right, in an effort to take over the world, we’re running for office. Zombies stand firm on all the issues and you’ll know...
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
Some people may say that’s why they exercise, however I’m of the mindset that if I’m going to get infected, might as well be sooner than later so I don’t have to worry about...
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
He chases you, you trip and fall, he picks you up like a nice guy, then eats your face! via explosm
You evolve, you die, you come back. The cycle of zombie life. Ok, it’s not a cycle. But you get the idea.
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons...
This is a much better proposal that ‘will you merry me.’ That’s so boring and this ensures that they are by your side in good times and bad.