Pizza understands. Pizza is here for you.
Good day? Bad day? Things going wrong? Things going right? Pizza doesn’t care. Pizza is here for you in good times and bad. Pizza loves you no matter what.
Signs
Don’t Panic. Organize.
What’s worse that one pissed off person? A whole bunch! They can take on anything. When done right, they can solve anything. When done wrong, they can also make things 10x worse.
Hire taller people, I need a taco!
The staff may be short, but that’s no reason to close down. Hire taller employees or let the shorter ones make tacos. I’m hungry!
Dinosaurs didn’t bowl & now they’re extinct. Coincidence?
You can’t argue with that logic. Of course, you can’t prove it either. Lets not chance it.
Back to School Celebration Time
Good news parents, it’s time fort our kids to be back in school! Hit up the liquor store now for some celebration juice!
Adults on board. We wanna live too.
How about we just don’t run others off the road; no matter who is inside. How does that sound?
Land of the WEEEEEEEE. Home of the YAYYYYYY.
I can hear the fireworks in my head. They don’t look as good in my head, but it’s the thought that counts. via Nebraska and imgur.
I Like That Boom Boom Pow!
Every fourth of July I like to get me a little Boom Boom Pow! Awwwww. via Nebraska and imgur.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Remember this if you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns. Course, if clowns attack you I wonder what you did to piss them off. Usually they’re pretty happy going.
