I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
Nothing worse than going to a bar and having to talk to people right?! I mean, how interesting can they be when they have nothing better to do than hang out in a bar? I need a drink. A stiff drink.
Good day? Bad day? Things going wrong? Things going right? Pizza doesn’t care. Pizza is here for you in good times and bad. Pizza loves you no matter what.
What’s worse that one pissed off person? A whole bunch! They can take on anything. When done right, they can solve anything. When done wrong, they can also make things 10x worse.
The staff may be short, but that’s no reason to close down. Hire taller employees or let the shorter ones make tacos. I’m hungry!
You can’t argue with that logic. Of course, you can’t prove it either. Lets not chance it.
Good news parents, it’s time fort our kids to be back in school! Hit up the liquor store now for some celebration juice!
How about we just don’t run others off the road; no matter who is inside. How does that sound?
I can hear the fireworks in my head. They don’t look as good in my head, but it’s the thought that counts. via Nebraska and imgur.
Every fourth of July I like to get me a little Boom Boom Pow! Awwwww. via Nebraska and imgur.
