You cannot pass!
I think this sign would be a little bit more effective than the current ones. Especially if you got zapped with some magic if you didn’t listen.
Signs
Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles?!
I think this might be the perfect vacation spot. No pants and waffles for breakfast. What’s better than that?
If You Ask A Stupid Question, We’ll Set You On Fire
Sometimes the help desk customer service is not happy to help.
Police Investigating A Stolden Toilet
Sadly, without any leads, they have nothing to go on.
Do Not Feed or Molest The Gators
If you need a warning sign like this, that you’ve probably got bigger problems. Plus it’s against the law!
I Have Seen The Truth!
And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.
Like It Or Not, You Should Share The Road
Maybe you like bicyclists, maybe you don’t. Either way you have to share the road with them. But no one says you have to be happy about it.
Wait. You live where?
If you think you live in the worst place possible, at least you don’t live here.