If You Ask A Stupid Question, We’ll Set You On Fire
Sometimes the help desk customer service is not happy to help.
Signs
Police Investigating A Stolden Toilet
Sadly, without any leads, they have nothing to go on.
Do Not Feed or Molest The Gators
If you need a warning sign like this, that you’ve probably got bigger problems. Plus it’s against the law!
I Have Seen The Truth!
And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.
Like It Or Not, You Should Share The Road
Maybe you like bicyclists, maybe you don’t. Either way you have to share the road with them. But no one says you have to be happy about it.
Wait. You live where?
If you think you live in the worst place possible, at least you don’t live here.
New TSA Checkpoint Signs
Look for these next time you’re at the airport. There may also be different variations for men.
Trespassers and Survivors Will Be Shot
Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors. Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.