It’s Easy To Rationalize Eating An Entire Cake
I’m not sure about you, but I started eating cake as soon as we started talking about cake.
Random Fun
Every Mother Gave Birth To A Child Except Mine, She Gave Birth To A Legend
Way to go Mom. You rock! You do to Dad. She couldn’t have done it without you.
My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
If Your Plan A Doesn’t Work, The Alphabet Has 25 More Letters
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
Everyone Is Good At Something
The list of things I’m good at is growing every day. Like just today I learned that pissing off other drivers on the road can now be added to the list.
A Surprise for the Next People Who Replace the Carpet
Next time you’re in the middle of a home improvement project, like replacing the carpet, be sure to leave a nice little message for the next people to do the same job. Don’t worry, it’ll probably be many years down the road and no one will know it was you. Unless you keep the house and replace the carpet again in … Read more
Cat Diaries #video
Cats lead such a depressing life. They try to fit in, but it just doesn’t work. Listen to their stories.
My Gun Comes With A Safety Switch and a Zombie Switch.
When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.
