Random Fun
Trick Or Treat You Little Shits
Most trick or treaters are fun and cute, but some are too old, didn’t put any creativity into their costume, or are just rude. For them, we say screw you!
It’s National Boss’s Day, so fellas don’t forget to get your wife something nice.
Like it or not, she runs things. Might as well get her flowers. Just don’t tell her it’s because she’s bossy!
Saturn: Undefeatred Solar System Hula Hoop Champ
Ain’t no one able to hula hoop better than Saturn. This planet has it going on!
15 Great Halloween Costumes for Horses
Kids are the only ones that should get to dress up and trot around town on Halloween. These horses are pretty amazing and should have some fun too!
Sometimes You’re a Horse. Sometimes You’re a Dragon.
Cats and dogs shouldn’t be the only pets that get to dress up for Halloween. Horses can look pretty darn awesome too!
It’s so hard to unlock doors when you’re being chased by a serial killer.
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
Colorblind Kitty Found You A Pumpkin
Look at this sweet pumpkin with the cool stripes. Just in time for Halloween too. Can we carve it?
PSA from Vanilla Ice. Stop. Collaborate. Listen.
It’s always good to take advice com Vanilla Ice. Sadly the government won’t listen.