Hero: Look the dragon is almost slain! Let us arm ourselves and end its reign of terror! People: Wait, what’s this armor made of? The court jester says it makes you magnetic…. I can’t breath in this helmet! More People: Don’t push your pro-armor agenda on us! The dragon hasn’t eaten anyone-I-know. We should let … Read more
Wrapping birthday or Christmas presents is actually pretty easy once you know how. Basically, get some wrapping paper, then a gift box, then throw out the wrapping paper, get a gift bag, and put your gift in there. Gift bags are the best.
Sometimes you need to settle and make whatever work. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. Not all ideas are good ideas.
Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.
Come on America, vote! We need your help. I know some might like the president’s unorthodox style, but it’s dangerous for everyone.
Remember that Mayan prediction that the world would end on December 21, 2012? Well, when the world switched to the Gregorian calendar in the 1700s, we lost around eight years in translation. So technically this year is 2012 and it sure feels like the end of the world. 2020 is the worst. 😱 🤯
Oh look, there he is. Waldo has never been easier to find.
Anyone else fee like life is being written by a 4th grader right now? “And then there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world rand out of toiler paper. Yea. And then there was no school for like a month and then it snowed!!”
