Random Fun
Screw Chanel Purses, I have a Chanel Paper Bag
You don’t have style if you don’t have a Chanel paper bag. It’s high fashion. All the bums in Paris have one.
I Said No Pictures Woman!
I said no pictures and what did you do? You took a picture. So *pow* Right in the kisser and it’s all your own fault.
I’m Texting While Driving. LOL
Hey, at least someone enjoys your texting while driving. Keep it up and you just might get to go visit them.
Are Your Imaginary Friends On Facebook?
If you think about it, how many friends do you have on Facebook? And how many of them do you actually know? Chances are, some of those friendships are imaginary.
Winter’s Coming And The Roads Will Be Wicked Slippery
Like it or not, winter is coming. They get wicked slippery this time of year and hopefully you have some super awesome driving skills to combat them. If not, make sure your cell phone is charged so you can play Angry Birds while sitting in the ditch waiting for a tow.
Why You Should Not Drink Sodas With Added Flavoring
If your soda has a twist of lemon, a touch of lime, a hint of vanilla or anything like that, I’d be cautious as you never know how it got in there.
I Think I Have Socialitis
Add little bit of Twitter plus some Facebook, MySpace, Flickr, Delicious and next think you know, you have socialitis. Or as it’s better known, social overload! To cure, go outside, without your phone, and enjoy it!
Will You Be My “It’s Complicated” On Facebook?
Sometimes, all you need is a friend to be complicated with. Will You Be My “It’s Complicated” On Facebook?