Santa Claus Monroe
Did Marilyn Monroe steal her signature move from Santa? Or did he think it was fun and give it a try himself? via Flickr.
Random Fun
Say It Ain’t So Satan Santa
Their names may be spelled similarly, but they’re completely different people. Right!?
Military Secrets Are Cute and Cuddly
Military Secrets – The ultimate weapon is cute, cuddly, sadistic gun wielding monkeys. No. Not the monkeys!
Santas Got To Go
Santa’s a real man too and sometimes, you just gotta go. Now that plastic Santa, that’s just weird. via Flickr
Crazy Creepy Santa
Santa’s usually jolly, happy and friendly right? Well I guess not all the time. The one’s a little creepy. Not to mention he’s cruising around with Barbie and some other strange characters. via Flickr
Wait. You live where?
If you think you live in the worst place possible, at least you don’t live here.
I Didn’t Lose Anything. I Just Wanted To Say Hi.
Sometimes, it’s not what your asking for, it’s just taking the time to say nice things.
Hi There. Can I Interest You In A Pamphlet?
If those freaky people at the kiosks in the mall were dolphins, then maybe I’d take their information.
Good Advice From Rudolph
Just remember kids: Your peers may harass you and bully you to no end, but if you become famous the best idea is to forget it ever happened and spend your Christmas with them!