Chickens got it weird on Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day bucket of KFC. You’re in there right Mom? Dad? Aunt June? via Jim Benton
Random Fun
Never ask Batman about his Mother’s Day plans.
Batman can take down the biggest bad guys, but Mother’s Day isn’t something he can deal with.
Thanks for keeping it awkward mom.
Your mom will always be there to kiss your troubles and make it awkward. Awkward but better.
Inner peace is closer than you think.
Learning to ignore things is one of the greatest paths to inner peace. You can do this.
How to eat snacks.
If you’re not eating your snacks this way, then you’re doing it wrong. via pleated jeans
Take your relationship to the next level.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The princess is totally worth it though. via explosm
Go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!
We all have those days, but when you feel bad about your body image, look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. Average-sized cat? Awww. Itty bitty cat? So cute. Big fat cat? Freakin’ adorable! Cat with chubby cheeks? Amazing! Cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT! Cat with scars? MY CHILD! So … Read more
Is there really life outside the internet?
People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.