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I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.

March 17, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Your approval is not needed.

Be happy and proud to be who you are.

Categories Animals, Quotes, Random Fun Tags Dogs, Pets Leave a comment

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

March 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Dumb People

Are you a smart, crazy or dumb one?

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Crazy, Fun, Smart Leave a comment

If your dog doesn’t like someone, maybe you shouldn’t either.

March 13, 2012March 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Listen to your dog.

Dogs are a good judge of character and maybe you should listen to them. If they growl at a stranger, maybe you shouldn’t date them.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Coffee, Dogs, Pets Leave a comment

I’m YOU. From the future!

March 11, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Why don't you believe me?

I know it’s hard to believe, but what choice do you have?

Categories Movies, Quotes, Random Fun Tags Future Leave a comment

Every day above ground is a good one.

March 6, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Is a Good One

True dat. Unless you come back as a zombie. Then you’re dead and still above ground running around.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Church Leave a comment

You know it was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone.

February 24, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Work Leave a comment

The past should be the past as it can destroy the future.

January 29, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Live for what tomorrow has to offer.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Life, Motivational Leave a comment

Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis.

January 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis.

What? I told you I hate rhyming.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Leave a comment

You’re crazy but I adore you.

December 4, 2011 by LOL Zombie
You're crazy but I adore you.

You’re the right amount of crazy, gorgeous, wonderful and weird for me.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Crazy, Love, Weird Leave a comment

Sometimes I pretend to be normal…

December 2, 2011November 28, 2011 by LOL Zombie
Sometimes I pretend to be normal.

…but it gets boring and I go back to being me.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Normal, Weird Leave a comment
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