Great Question
Why yes, my questions are great. I’d come up there and kick your ass if you said my questions were lame.
Quotes
Running into someone from high school who got fat is better than Christmas.
I may not say it to your face, but it makes me so damn happy!
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Whoa, that drunk pirate is right. Way to go Captain Jack Sparrow!
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on.
Somethings in life don’t go the way they should and sometimes you just need to realize that’s life and move on.
When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.
Then run fast as you never know if they have an anger management issue. via venspired.com
Awkward Is My Specialty.
You may think I’m awkward and weird and you’d be right. That’s what I do best. Every party, every event, every social gathering. I’m weird, I’m awkward and I do it very well.
I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some great ideas.
He he he. I giggle because I hear them and you can’t.
All I need is time to figure out who I am, who I want to be and where I want to go.
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
Please never stop being odd in the most wondrous of ways.
You’re odd, and that’s what I like about you. Don’t change.