I Hate Everything

Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more

Zombies Hate Stuff

What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.