Brain tacos are an intelligent meal.
Want to get smarter? Eat some brains! They’re a good source of energy and who couldn’t use some more brains? If you want this on a t-shirt, you can grab one here.
Gifts
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more
Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.
Want to see my leprechaun?
If you want to see my leprechaun, just ask. I’ll show you. This St Patrick’s Day, have people asking you to take off your shirt with this leprechaun shirt. Granted, the beer should be good enough, but hey, why not stand out?
Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper
Who hasn’t had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and wondered where the toilet paper was? Ok, maybe it’s no that big of an issue, but for a gag gift, glow in the dark toilet paper is a pretty cool gift. It won’t be soft on your bottom, but watching … Read more
Oddly Fun Adult Coloring Book
Ever want an adult coloring book that was a real page turner? Coloring for Grown-Ups is not only coloring, but also activities specifically for adults. There’s so much fun to be had. Check out some of these example pages.
I Am Weird – I Love Weird
Looking for a sweet gift for your sweetheart? How about some pillowcases that show off how weird you’re significant other is and that you love that about them. Awww. You can grab you copy here.
Give The Gift Of Honesty This Valentines Day
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
Set Your Kids Sites Low With A Cleaning Cart Toy
Don’t let your kids grow up to be doctors and lawyers and such. Keep them in the real world; as a janitor. This handy cleaning cart is the perfect gift for you underachieving little one to start to learn the ropes. In no time they’ll be cleaning up barf and emptying out garbage. Pick up … Read more