I Hope Something Eats You
This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean. Even if it’s a little odd.
Food
Did You Know That Vegetarian Is An Indian Word?
Vegetarian. It’s an Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Now that makes perfect sense.
McDonalds French Fry Skull
I have no idea why someone would go to all this work to mold their french fries into a skull, but it looks kind of cool. It’d be freaky to eat though.
Someone Pull The Coffee Trigger Already
It’s early, I’m tired. Would someone pull the trigger already and take me out of my misery? I need coffee and aI need it bad.
Snow Cone Anyone?
Anyone want a snow cone? We have raspberry, blueberry and snowman flavors available.
Rare Ninja Cupcakes
Ninja cupcakes are very hard to find, but if you do come across one, eat it up fast before it eats you!
Ice Cream Is Delicious
If I were ice cream, I don’t know how I’d survive. I’d just eat myself up. So tasty, so sweet. Mmmmmmmm