I’m gonna make Thanksgiving great again!
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
Food
Got my own turkey for Thanksgiving.
It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it by the handle. Hunting is fun. via imgur
Give condiments for Halloween this year.
What’s better in your treat bag and condiments? Just think about of it, who else is going to give something kids will be talking about for years to come?
Welcome Taco Truck Overlords!
Not everything that comes out of Trumps mouth is stupid. Taco trucks on every corner sounds like a fantastic idea.
Animals Have Evil Feelings
Why do some people eat animals? Because they’re trying to kill us. Ever wonder what animals are thinking? You don’t want to know. via safely endangered
Brain tacos are an intelligent meal.
Want to get smarter? Eat some brains! They’re a good source of energy and who couldn’t use some more brains? If you want this on a t-shirt, you can grab one here.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Dawn of the Doughnuts
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win. It’s complicated. Sprinkles!!
This is what I look like at the beach.
It seems everyone else can get a tan but me. I’m the white one that stands out. Also, I’m now hungry for a donut.
Best things in life start with the letter S.
Did you realize that the best things in live start with the letter S? Or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on here, or why Scoffee or Schocolate are not on the list.