Food
The breakfast of… well… I’m not sure. WTF?
I don’t even know what to say about this picture other than WTF.
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.
Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.
Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.
Beer Can Bacon
If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Using a microwave is like defusing a bomb.
As the time counts down, you get more anxious. Then as it gets down to one second you stop it. Just in time. Man that was close. I could save the world! Oh ouch. Hot.