Food
A banana with a hat. How awesome is that?!
You can play with your food all you want, but when it turns out this cool, you gotta share.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Mmmm cake. With the frosting so sweet and the cake so moist. Good stuff!
Life is all fun and games until you find out your little M&M is a Skittle!
I’m sure he just looks like the mailman because we get a lot of mail.
Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.
If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.