Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
The hunt for Twinkies is on and the only other time that Twinkies where this hard to find was in Zombieland. I guess the apocalypse is upon us. Good luck.
If turkey basters could talk, they’d give us some strange stories. via BrainlessTails
What’s better than a Thanksgiving turkey? A Thanksgiving turkey covered in bacon!
Ha ha, just kidding. They’re all going to be licked; or eaten. Life’s ruff.
I may not be cute, soft or cuddly, but on the inside I’m as sweet as can be.
Sharing is something we learn from an early age. But as we grow older, we realize that sometimes sharing is stupid. What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.
This kids parents built his ice cream truck Halloween costume around his wheelchair and it’s better than any costume I’ve ever had! Not to mention that it’s a costume all about ice cream. Mmmm
