It’s cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won’t eat them as soon as I get to my car.
No one ever threw away a candy bar because it was old. Even though it tastes horrible, we still eat it. Nothing stops us.
Food
The Adult Equilievent of a Jack-In-The-Box
You just want someĀ biscuitsĀ and you have to go through this evil game. You get allĀ apprehensiveĀ that it’s just going to explode. And then it does!
Free Pizza with Purchase of a House
Talk about a deal. Cooking that first meal in your new home is tough because either you haven’t unpacked or you’re to tired from unpacking. That’s where the free pizza comes in!
There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road.
Who doesn’t love sporks! Unless they’re in the road. Then what do you do? Why do sporks confuse people so? I guess we love them as long as we don’t have to deal with them.
Donuts and Cats! Oh My!
Donuts and cats go together like peanut butter and Ritz crackers. Not sure what that means, but I do like the combinations.
Like Donuts? Get a Gigantic Donut Pool Floatie!
There is nothing like floating on a giant donut, in the pool, while eating a donut, on a nice summer day. Doesn’t that sound nice?! Buy your own Gigantic Donut Pool Float.
It’s Easy To Rationalize Eating An Entire Cake
I’m not sure about you, but I startedĀ eatingĀ cake as soon as we started talking about cake.
So Much of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted Until It’s Time to Eat Food Again.
Who am I kidding? I eat all day. I mean, this bag of M&M’s isn’t going to finish itself. viaĀ minimumble
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”