Do You Know How Squirrels Are Like Kangaroos…
Squirrels have pouches like kangaroos. They are not considered marsupials, though, because they only use their pouches to hold their beer.
Animals
A Horse Playing Guitar
What’s cooler than a horse playing guitar? Not sure, but this is pretty darn cool.
Time To Get The Little Ones Off To School!
For all you parents out there, I hope your little one is off to school and having a good day. Hopefully they aren’t going nuts.
Panda Bears Were Created When God Ran Low On Ink
Did you know that panda bears were created when God ran low on ink? Yep, he was printing out some black bears and next thing he knew they were coming out not so black.
Tricks You Can Teach A Pig
Pigs are smarter than you think. They can perform a variety of tricks including sit, stay and play bacon!
Important Safety Announcement About Turtles
Please stop telling people that there is treasure inside of a turtle. The poor little guys just can’t take it anymore.
F’ing Goth Ducks
Some days, you just feel like the lone duck who stands apart and has to fend for himself. You’re not in the cool goth group so they just leave you behind. Jerks.
Get Your Groove On With Dancing Cows
How great are cows? Especially when they are dancing cows! I like to moove it moove it!
DIRTY vs. CLEAN energy! We’re Screwed.
If it’s not one thing it’s another. Oil bring oil spills and sad black birds. Wind energy brings headless birds. Maybe we should all convert to solar energy. That’s never hurt anyone right? Except with sun burns.
Turtles Love Eating & Swimming. They Hate BP.
This is so cute, and then so sad. Damn you BP!! Won’t someone save the turtles?