Cat’s have 9 lives. You are not a cat. Buckle Up!
I love it when traffic departments get sassy with their road signs. Meow!
Animals
Cat pretends to be human.
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur. Humans are so weird. They complain a lot and don’t like anything we cats do. That’s why they’re our pets.
Having a bad day? This will help.
You can’t help but smile and feel a little bit happy with a cute baby lamb smiling back at you.
Spiderdog Isn’t As Cool As Spiderman
Spiderman is pretty cool. Even Spiderpig it awesome. But Spiderdog isn’t so happy.
Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink
Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.
What’s the difference between alligators and crocodiles?
It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while. #themoreyouknow
Animals Have Evil Feelings
Why do some people eat animals? Because they’re trying to kill us. Ever wonder what animals are thinking? You don’t want to know. via safely endangered
No Hipsters Allowed. Or Hamsters.
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.