A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

Valentines Day – Because love isn’t complicated enough that we have to complicate it with gifts and candy and money.

I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it.
Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.

Even though your internet valentine may not be who you think they are, they still may be your soul mate. Or maybe a creepy old guy. You never know.

This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean.
Even if it’s a little odd.

What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day.
Just saying.