Posts Tagged ‘Valentines Day’
Cupid is on my shit list.

Not everyone wants to be alone on Valentines. Stupid little jerk baby.
I’ll be my own Valentine ’cause I’m freaking amazing.

I’m awesome and that’s all that counts. Plus this way I get to eat all the chocolates.
Valentines Day is Overpriced and Priceless!

One day, to make up for 364 days of nothing. I guess it’s not so bad if you look at it that way.
Noncommittal Valentines Day Cards

Don’t forget to tell someone that they’re ok. I mean I suppose you’re alright, for now, until someone better comes along.
Valentines Day Heart Conditions

Which one are you?
I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

Now that’s a lot of love.
Whale you be my valentine?

Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts

I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.
Often Men only see the tip of the iceberg.

Nothing says love like a cold pice of a….. wait, that’s not right.
Valentines Day is Complicated

Valentines Day – Because love isn’t complicated enough that we have to complicate it with gifts and candy and money.












