Posts Tagged ‘Valentines Day

I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.

Nothing says love like a cold pice of a….. wait, that’s not right.

Valentines Day is Complicated

Valentines Day – Because love isn’t complicated enough that we have to complicate it with gifts and candy and money.

Happy VD - Hope You Get Sick On Love
Love Sick
Overdose of LovePuking LoveSick Minds Think Alike

Happy VD (Valentines day) – Hope you get sick on love… and get lucky.

Love Means Catching A Granade For Ya

Just because it sounds good in a songs lyrics, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

Happy Valentines Day - You Gonna Get Naked? {sfw}

I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it.

Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.

Love, Your Internet Valentine

Even though your internet valentine may not be who you think they are, they still may be your soul mate. Or maybe a creepy old guy. You never know.

I Hope Something Eats You

This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean.

Even if it’s a little odd.

Will You Be My Hairy Valentine?

Love is in the air….. or maybe not. Damn that’s a lot of hair.

Piss Off This Valentines Day

What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day.

Just saying.


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