Pets
Went for a car ride, lost my balls.
I’m brining it with me ‘cuz last time we got in the car I came back with no balls… Now that’s one smart dog.
I just pooped in your shoe. Just kitten.
Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny. Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.
Play dumb, you get lots of treats.
Can’t tell if my dog is really dumb, or so smart that he’s playing me.
Happy Easter! Who’s a good bunny?
Wh’s a good bunny? Yes you are. Did you fetch me a carrot? Next time fetch me some chocolate? Ok?
Dog Gone Cute Easter Bunny
Some Easter bunnies are cuter than others. Then again, some dogs don’t look good in bunny costumes. Not sure how I should feel about this one.
The bunnies, they suspect nothing.
Soon I’ll find out where the colored eggs come from and all those chocolate goodies too!
Who needs an Easter bunny when you can have an Easter cat?!
All you need is some bunny ears and a cat that will sit still long enough for you to get the ears on and you’ll have an Easter cat! He might not be happy about it, but he’ll be adorable.
Life with and without cats.
It’s pretty much the same, except the cat isn’t in your way if you don’t have one. And you have much less hair in your house.