Skip the bowl and put the foot directly in my mouth.
Why do we need food bowls when it’s just going in my mouth anyway? Why can’t we just skip all that and make it easier on everyone?
Pets
Do not leave drinks unattended. Cat is an asshole.
Every cat owner understands this. Cats have something against drinks being in cups. If they see one, they’ll put it on the floor. Not sure why, but I guess they just like to free drinks.
This is what dogs see when they go on walks.
I see beautiful nature and my dog sees a lot of potties; and we have to stop at each one!
The party don’t start ’till I walk in.
Don’t stop kitty. Don’t stop being the life of the party. You go girl.
Why You No Take Me on Car Ride?
My owner goes on an 8 hour car ride 5 days a week but doesn’t take me? Why doesn’t he take me?! I’ll be a good dog. Promise.
All beds are dog beds.
It doesn’t matter how big your bed is, or how much you spend on an actual dog bed, they’re always going to come cuddle up with you and take up most of your bed.
Happy Easter – Or Something Like That
Not everyone is happy on Easter, but you can probably decorate them and then enjoy their misery.
Easter Cats. Because Easter Eggs Just Won’t Do.
Everyone has colored eggs this time of year, but who has colored cats?! If you dyed your cats hair, you’d be the talk of the neighborhood. Maybe even the internet! Grated, your cat may kill you in the process, but that’s the price of internet fame. Oh, and you can dye your cats hair with Kool-Aid. … Read more
May Contain Awesome – True Story
Who’s awesome? This cat is awesome. And he has the box to prove it.