Pets
I had fun once. It was horrible.
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.
Arrr Me Cat Is A Pirate!
And if you don’t be nice to him, he’ll get you with one of his 20 built-in swords.
Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
Flow chart of a cat lady.
If you’re not happy, follow these simple steps and you’ll be a happy crazy cat lady.
Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
You never know what you’ll look like until you try them on. Then again, have you ever seen a cat not look fabulous in human accessories?
Cat Train is currently full. Try again later.
The Cat Train is currently the most popular form of box transportation. Sadly, it only holds two cats.
For the love of God, turn the page!
Some people are the slowest readers ever. I feel like I’m never going to find out how this story ends.
One of my biggest fears is that I’ll end up as a crazy cat lady.
A crazy cat lady that has imaginary cats. I’d be so crazy that the cats wouldn’t be real!
