My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well, maybe not exactly. But he did tell me to reduce the stress in my life. It’s kinda the same thing. And there are people who’d reduce my stress if they weren’t around.
Kill
Keep Calm. Kill Zombies.
I’m not sure why people are telling me to keep calm all the time, but I’ll feel better once I kill all the zombies.
If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?
I’m kinda cute, and kinda sad. What could one little hug hurt? I’ll be good. Promise.
If you were a zombie, and I had to kill you, I’d cry.
But I’d totally do it because you’re a freaking zombie and you’re not eating my brains! via ifyouwereazombie.com