Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There
Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.
Insurance
Dang Kids. Ruining a Perfectly Good Death Star.
It’s hard to get insurance on things when their condition isn’t perfect. That’s why your kids shouldn’t be running around with lightsabers making a mess of the place.
Only the best insurance covers zombie attacks.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.