Games
First you get the money, then the power, then the woman.
We we taught this at an early age. We’ve also figured out that every few years she gets kidnapped and we have to save her all over again. But we do it because we love her, or the challenge, or something.
You are never to old to play with light sabers.
It doesn’t matter if you are 1 or 100, wrapping paper tubes make great light sabers or swords or anything else you can think up.
Rubik’s Cubes are so much easier when you’re color blind.
Turn turn win. Turn turn win. It’s impossible to loose!
Fantasy Football is just like Dungeons & Dragons
Believe it or not, they’re pretty similar. It just depends on what you find more interesting.
Smoking is like a game. But who wins?
Slowly you’re eating away at your lungs just like a game of Brickles. Soon there will be none left. And sadly, there is no level up.