We Must Feed Edward & Bella To Voldemort
I think Patrick may be on to something here. We should probably take Edward & Bella and feed them to Voldemort and free ourselves of the Twilight Saga.
I think Patrick may be on to something here. We should probably take Edward & Bella and feed them to Voldemort and free ourselves of the Twilight Saga.
And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!
Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there. Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that … Read more
Is this the surprise ending to Twilight Eclipse? I had no idea the movie was headed in this direction. But, to be fair, I had no idea where it was going in any direction.
What’s that Edward Llama? You think you’re cooler than the Llamanator? Doubt it says Teenage Mutant Ninja Llama.
Are you a big Twilight fan? Think Robert Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen, is the hottest ever? Then you’ll love this Edward cutout that you can put up on a wall in your room. Edward will stand creepily over you as you sleep making sure you are safe. He’ll be keeping an eye out for any … Read more