Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
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Now Vegetables Are Turning Into Zombies!
If it wasn’t bad enough to worried about your loved ones turning into zombies, but food is the next thing to go! These carrot zombies are not health food, in fact, one bite and they could infect you! Stay alive, stay away from vegetables. via Bent Objects